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THE SHADES of night were falling fast,
As through an Alpine village passed
A youth, who bore, ‘mid snow and ice,
A banner with the strange device,
Excelsior!
His brow was sad; his eye beneath,
Flashed like a falchion from its sheath,
And like a silver clarion rung
The accents of that unknown tongue,
Excelsior!
In happy homes he saw the light
Of household fires gleam warm and bright;
Above, the spectral glaciers shone,
And from his lips escaped a groan,
Excelsior!
“Try not the Pass!” the old man said;
“Dark lowers the tempest overhead,
The roaring torrent is deep and wide!”
And loud that clarion voice replied,
Excelsior!
“Oh, stay,” the maiden said, “and rest
Thy weary head upon this breast!”
A tear stood in his bright blue eye,
But still he answered, with a sigh,
Excelsior!
“Beware the pine-tree’s withered branch!
Beware the awful avalanche!”
This was the peasant’s last Good-night,
A voice replied, far up the height,
Excelsior!
At break of day, as heavenward
The pious monks of Saint Bernard
Uttered the oft-repeated prayer,
A voice cried through the startled air,
Excelsior!
A traveller, by the faithful hound,
Half-buried in the snow was found,
Still grasping in his hand of ice
That banner with the strange device,
Excelsior!
There, in the twilight cold and gray,
Lifeless, but beautiful, he lay,
And from the sky, serene and far,
A voice fell, like a falling star,
Excelsior
lol “infinite scroll”
lol kinja
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Infinite scroll = infinite content = infinite unique page views = infinite $$$ for capitalist Univision masters.
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I mean, if this post is going to get attached to the next few top posts, it might as well be hella long and classy as
fuck.
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You need to warn a girl to be near her fainting couch before you go posting poetry on kinja, Rover. *fans self*
Also, endless scroll with endless “Read More” buttons. Sigh... seriously, whose bright idea was this?
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I seem to recall a scene in a P. G. Wodehouse where Bertie was trying to steel himself up for something and misremembering bits of Excelsior as part of it. Funny, but not quite as funny as enabling Edwin the Boy Scout into literally blowing up a small cottage.
I saw somebody crosspost a Kinja tech response that indicated the proper term for the bullshit was “infinite scroll”, which (at least so far) is pretty much The Dumbest Thing. It only loads the next five stories or whatever, which then runs their pageviews up, which makes them trend, which makes them appear at the bottom of the post again. Since, y’know, we’d like to click on them and read them right after we read them, dawg. DURRR
Hence giant wall o’ poetry. Tee hee.
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Quoth the Raven; “Excelsior”.
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A book has neither object nor subject; it is made of variously formed matters, and very different dates and speeds. To attribute the book to a subject is to overlook this working of matters, and the exteriority of their relations. It is to fabricate a beneficent God to explain geological movements. In a book, as in all things, there are lines of articulation or segmentarity, strata and territories; but also lines of flight, movements of deterritorialization and destratification. Comparative rates of flow on these lines produce phenomena of relative slowness and viscosity, or, on the contrary, of acceleration and rupture. All this, lines and measurable speeds, constitutes an assemblage. A book is an assemblage of this kind, and as such is unattributable. It is a multiplicity—but we don’t know yet what the multiple entails when it is no longer attributed, that is, after it has been elevated to the status of a substantive. One side of a machinic assemblage faces the strata, which doubtless make it a kind of organism, or signifying totality, or determination attributable to a subject; it also has a side facing a body without organs, which is continually dismantling the organism, causing asignifying particles or pure intensities to pass or circulate, and attributing to itself subjects that it leaves with nothing more than a name as the trace of an intensity. What is the body without organs of a book? There are several, depending on the nature of the lines considered, their particular grade or density, and the possibility of their converging on a “plane of consistency” assuring their selection. Here, as elsewhere, the units of measure are what is essential: quantify writing. There is no difference between what a book talks about and how it is made. Therefore a book also has no object. As an assemblage, a book has only itself, in connection with other assemblages and in relation to other bodies without organs. We will never ask what a book means, as signified or signifier; we will not look for anything to understand in it. We will ask what it functions with, in connection with what other things it does or does not transmit intensities, in which other multiplicities its own are inserted and metamorphosed, and with what bodies without organs it makes its own converge. A book exists only through the outside and on the outside. A book itself is a little machine; what is the relation (also measurable) of this literary machine to a war machine, love machine, revolutionary machine, etc.—and an abstract machine that sweeps them along? We have been criticized for overquoting literary authors. But when one writes, the only question is which other machine the literary machine can be plugged into, must be plugged into in order to work. Kleist and a mad war machine, Kafka and a most extraordinary bureaucratic machine . . . (What if one became animal or plant through literature, which certainly does not mean literarily? Is it not first through the voice that one becomes animal?) Literature is an assemblage. It has nothing to do with ideology. There is no ideology and never has been. All we talk about are multiplicities, lines, strata and segmentarities, lines of flight and intensities, machinic assemblages and their various types, bodies without organs and their construction and selection, the plane of consistency, and in each case the units of measure: Stratometers, deleometers, BwO units of density, BwO units of convergence: Not only dothese constitute a quantification of writing, but they define writing as always the measure of something else. Writing has nothing to do with signifying. It has to do with surveying, mapping, even realms that are yet to come.
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The
universe
(which
others
call
the
Library)
is
composed
of
an
indefinite
and
perhaps
infinite
number
of
hexagonal
galleries,
with
vast
air
shafts
between,
surrounded
by
very
low
railings.
From
any
of
the
hexagons
one
can
see,
interminably,
the
upper
and
lower
floors.
The
distribution
of
the
galleries
is
invariable.
Twenty
shelves,
five
long
shelves
per
side,
cover
all
the
sides
except
two;
their
height,
which
is
the
distance
from
floor
to
ceiling,
scarcely
exceeds
that
of
a
normal
bookcase.
One
of
the
free
sides
leads
to
a
narrow
hallway
which
opens
onto
another
gallery,
identical
to
the
first
and
to
all
the
rest.
To
the
left
and
right
of
the
hallway
there
are
two
very
small
closets.
In
the
first,
one
may
sleep
standing
up;
in
the
other,
satisfy
one’s
fecal
necessities.
Also
through
here
passes
a
spiral
stairway,
which
sinks
abysmally
and
soars
upwards
to
remote
distances.
In
the
hallway
there
is
a
mirror
which
faithfully
duplicates
all
appearances.
Men
usually
infer
from
this
mirror
that
the
Library
is
not
infinite
(if
it
were,
why
this
illusory
duplication?);
I
prefer
to
dream
that
its
polished
surfaces
represent
and
promise
the
infinite
...
Light
is
provided
by
some
spherical
fruit
which
bear
the
name
of
lamps.
There
are
two,
transversally
placed,
in
each
hexagon.
The
light
they
emit
is
insufficient, incessant
Like
all
men
of
the
Library,
I
have
traveled
in
my
youth;
I
have
wandered
in
search
of
a
book,
perhaps
the
catalogue
of
catalogues;
now
that
my
eyes
can
hardly
decipher
what
I
write,
I
am
preparing
to
die
just
a
few
leagues
from
the
hexagon
in
which
I
was
born.
Once
I
am
dead,
there
will
be
no
lack
of
pious
hands
to
throw
me
over
the
railing;
my
grave
will
be
the
fathomless
air;
my
body
will
sink
endlessly
and
decay
and
dissolve
in
the
wind
generated
by
the
fall,
which
is
infinite.
I
say
that
the
Library
is
unending.
The
idealists
argue
that
the
hexagonal
rooms
are
a
necessary
from
of
absolute
space
or,
at
least,
of
our
intuition
of
space.
They
reason
that
a
triangular
or
pentagonal
room
is
inconceivable.
(The
mystics
claim
that
their
ecstasy
reveals
to
them
a
circular
chamber
containing
a
great
circular
book,
whose
spine
is
continuous
and
which
follows
the
complete
circle
of
the
walls;
but
their
testimony
is
suspect;
their
words,
obscure.
This
cyclical
book
is
God.)
Let
it
suffice
now
for
me
to
repeat
the
classic
dictum:
The
Library
is
a
sphere
whose
exact
center
is
any
one
of
its
hexagons
and
whose circumference is inaccessible.
There
are
five
shelves
for
each
of
the
hexagon’s
walls;
each
shelf
contains
thirty-five
books
of
uniform
format;
each
book
is
of
four
hundred
and
ten
pages;
each
page,
of
forty
lines,
each
line,
of
some
eighty
letters
which
are
black
in
color.
There
are
also
letters
on
the
spine
of
each
book;
these
letters
do
not
indicate
or
prefigure
what
the
pages
will
say.
I
know
that
this
incoherence
at
one
time
seemed
mysterious.
Before
summarizing
the
solution
(whose
discovery,
in
spite
of
its
tragic
projections,
is
perhaps
the
capital
fact
in
history)
I
wish
to
recall a few axioms.
2
First:
The
Library
exists
ab
aeterno
.
This
truth,
whose
immediate
corollary
is
the
future
eternity
of
the
world,
cannot
be
placed
in
doubt
by
any
reasonable
mind.
Man,
the
imperfect
librarian,
may
be
the
product
of
chance
or
of
malevolent
demiurgi;
the
universe,
with
its
elegant
endowment
of
shelves,
of
enigmatical
volumes,
of
inexhaustible
stairways
for
the
traveler
and
latrines
for
the
seated
librarian,
can
only
be
the
work
of
a
god.
To
perceive
the
distance
between
the
divine
and
the
human,
it
is
enough
to
compare
these
crude
wavering
symbols
which
my
fallible
hand
scrawls
on
the
cover
of
a
book,
with
the
organic
letters
inside:
punctual, delicate, perfectly black, inimitably symmetrical.
Second:
The
orthographical
symbols
are
twenty-five
in
number.
(1)
This
finding
made
it
possible,
three
hundred
years
ago,
to
formulate
a
general
theory
of
the
Library
and
solve
satisfactorily
the
problem
which
no
conjecture
had
deciphered:
the
formless
and
chaotic
nature
of
almost
all
the
books.
One
which
my
father
saw
in
a
hexagon
on
circuit
fifteen
ninety-four
was
made
up
of
the
letters
MCV,
perversely
repeated
from
the
first
line
to
the
last.
Another
(very
much
consulted
in
this
area)
is
a
mere
labyrinth
of
letters,
but
the
next-to-
last
page
says
Oh
time
thy
pyramids.
This
much
is
already
known:
for
every
sensible
line
of
straightforward
statement,
there
are
leagues
of
senseless
cacophonies,
verbal
jumbles
and
incoherences.
(I
know
of
an
uncouth
region
whose
librarians
repudiate
the
vain
and
superstitious
custom
of
finding
a
meaning
in
books
and
equate
it
with
that
of
finding
a
meaning
in
dreams
or
in
the
chaotic
lines
of
one’s
palm
...
They
admit
that
the
inventors
of
this
writing
imitated
the
twenty-five
natural
symbols,
but
maintain
that
this
application
is
accidental
and
that
the
books
signify
nothing
in
themselves.
This
dictum,
we
shall
see,
is
not
entirely fallacious.)
For
a
long
time
it
was
believed
that
these
impenetrable
books
corresponded
to
past
or
remote
languages.
It
is
true
that
the
most
ancient
men,
the
first
librarians,
used
a
language
quite
different
from
the
one
we
now
speak;
it
is
true
that
a
few
miles
to
the
right
the
tongue
is
dialectical
and
that
ninety
floors
farther
up,
it
is
incomprehensible.
All
this,
I
repeat,
is
true,
but
four
hundred
and
ten
pages
of
inalterable
MCV’s
cannot
correspond
to
any
language,
no
matter
how
dialectical
or
rudimentary
it
may
be.
Some
insinuated
that
each
letter
could
influence
the
following
one
and
that
the
value
of
MCV
in
the
third
line
of
page
71
was
not
the
one
the
same
series
may
have
in
another
position
on
another
page,
but
this
vague
thesis
did
not
prevail.
Others
thought
of
cryptographs;
generally,
this
conjecture
has
been
accepted,
though not in the sense in which it was formulated by its originators.
Five
hundred
years
ago,
the
chief
of
an
upper
hexagon
(2)
came
upon
a
book
as
confusing
as
the
others,
but
which
had
nearly
two
pages
of
homogeneous
lines.
He
showed
his
find
to
a
wandering
decoder
who
told
him
the
lines
were
written
in
Portuguese;
others
said
they
were
Yiddish.
Within
a
century,
the
language
was
established:
a
Samoyedic
Lithuanian
dialect
of
Guarani,
with
classical
Arabian
inflections.
The
content
was
also
deciphered:
some
notions
of
combinative
analysis,
illustrated
with
examples
of
variations
with
unlimited
repetition.
These
examples
made
it
possible
for
a
librarian
of
genius
to
discover
the
fundamental
law
of
the
3
Library.
This
thinker
observed
that
all
the
books,
no
matter
how
diverse
they
might
be,
are
made
up
of
the
same
elements:
the
space,
the
period,
the
comma,
the
twenty-two
letters
of
the
alphabet.
He
also
alleged
a
fact
which
travelers
have
confirmed:
In
the
vast
Library
there
are
no
two
identical
books.
From
these
two
incontrovertible
premises
he
deduced
that
the
Library
is
total
and
that
its
shelves
register
all
the
possible
combinations
of
the
twenty-odd
orthographical
symbols
(a
number
which,
though
extremely
vast,
is
not
infinite):
Everything:
the
minutely
detailed
history
of
the
future,
the
archangels’
autobiographies,
the
faithful
catalogues
of
the
Library,
thousands
and
thousands
of
false
catalogues,
the
demonstration
of
the
fallacy
of
those
catalogues,
the
demonstration
of
the
fallacy
of
the
true
catalogue,
the
Gnostic
gospel
of
Basilides,
the
commentary
on
that
gospel,
the
commentary
on
the
commentary
on
that
gospel,
the
true
story
of
your
death,
the
translation
of
every
book
in
all
languages, the interpolations of every book in all books.
When
it
was
proclaimed
that
the
Library
contained
all
books,
the
first
impression
was
one
of
extravagant
happiness.
All
men
felt
themselves
to
be
the
masters
of
an
intact
and
secret
treasure.
There
was
no
personal
or
world
problem
whose
eloquent
solution
did
not
exist
in
some
hexagon.
The
universe
was
justified,
the
universe
suddenly
usurped
the
unlimited
dimensions
of
hope.
At
that
time
a
great
deal
was
said
about
the
Vindications:
books
of
apology
and
prophecy
which
vindicated
for
all
time
the
acts
of
every
man
in
the
universe
and
retained
prodigious
arcana
for
his
future.
Thousands
of
the
greedy
abandoned
their
sweet
native
hexagons
and
rushed
up
the
stairways,
urged
on
by
the
vain
intention
of
finding
their
Vindication.
These
pilgrims
disputed
in
the
narrow
corridors,
proferred
dark
curses,
strangled
each
other
on
the
divine
stairways,
flung
the
deceptive
books
into
the
air
shafts,
met
their
death
cast
down
in
a
similar
fashion
by
the
inhabitants
of
remote
regions.
Others
went
mad
...
The
Vindications
exist
(I
have
seen
two
which
refer
to
persons
of
the
future,
to
persons
who
are
perhaps
not
imaginary)
but
the
searchers
did
not
remember
that
the
possibility
of
a
man’s
finding
his
Vindication,
or
some
treacherous
variation
thereof,
can
be
computed as zero.
At
that
time
it
was
also
hoped
that
a
clarification
of
humanity’s
basic
mysteries
—
the
origin
of
the
Library
and
of
time
—
might
be
found.
It
is
verisimilar
that
these
grave
mysteries
could
be
explained
in
words:
if
the
language
of
philosophers
is
not
sufficient,
the
multiform
Library
will
have
produced
the
unprecedented
language
required,
with
its
vocabularies
and
grammars.
For
four
centuries
now
men
have
exhausted
the
hexagons
...
There
are
official
searchers,
inquisitors.
I
have
seen
them
in
the
performance
of
their
function:
they
always
arrive
extremely
tired
from
their
journeys;
they
speak
of
a
broken
stairway
which
almost
killed
them;
they
talk
with
the
librarian
of
galleries
and
stairs;
sometimes
they
pick
up
the
nearest
volume
and
leaf
through
it,
looking
for
infamous
words.
Obviously,
no
one
expects
to
discover anything.
As
was
natural,
this
inordinate
hope
was
followed
by
an
excessive
depression.
The
certitude
that
some
shelf
in
some
hexagon
held
precious
books
and
that
these
precious
books
were
inaccessible,
seemed
almost
intolerable.
A
blasphemous
sect
suggested
that
the
searches
4
should
cease
and
that
all
men
should
juggle
letters
and
symbols
until
they
constructed,
by
an
improbable
gift
of
chance,
these
canonical
books.
The
authorities
were
obliged
to
issue
severe
orders.
The
sect
disappeared,
but
in
my
childhood
I
have
seen
old
men
who,
for
long
periods
of
time,
would
hide
in
the
latrines
with
some
metal
disks
in
a
forbidden
dice
cup
and
feebly
mimic the divine disorder.
Others,
inversely,
believed
that
it
was
fundamental
to
eliminate
useless
works.
They
invaded
the
hexagons,
showed
credentials
which
were
not
always
false,
leafed
through
a
volume
with
displeasure
and
condemned
whole
shelves:
their
hygienic,
ascetic
furor
caused
the
senseless
perdition
of
millions
of
books.
Their
name
is
execrated,
but
those
who
deplore
the
``treasures’’
destroyed
by
this
frenzy
neglect
two
notable
facts.
One:
the
Library
is
so
enormous
that
any
reduction
of
human
origin
is
infinitesimal.
The
other:
every
copy
is
unique,
irreplaceable,
but
(since
the
Library
is
total)
there
are
always
several
hundred
thousand
imperfect
facsimiles:
works
which
differ
only
in
a
letter
or
a
comma.
Counter
to
general
opinion,
I
venture
to
suppose
that
the
consequences
of
the
Purifiers’
depredations
have
been
exaggerated
by
the
horror
these
fanatics
produced.
They
were
urged
on
by
the
delirium
of
trying
to
reach
the
books
in
the
Crimson
Hexagon:
books
whose
format
is
smaller
than usual, all-powerful, illustrated and magical.
We
also
know
of
another
superstition
of
that
time:
that
of
the
Man
of
the
Book.
On
some
shelf
in
some
hexagon
(men
reasoned)
there
must
exist
a
book
which
is
the
formula
and
perfect
compendium
of
all
the
rest:
some
librarian
has
gone
through
it
and
he
is
analogous
to
a
god.
In
the
language
of
this
zone
vestiges
of
this
remote
functionary’s
cult
still
persist.
Many
wandered
in
search
of
Him.
For
a
century
they
have
exhausted
in
vain
the
most
varied
areas.
How
could
one
locate
the
venerated
and
secret
hexagon
which
housed
Him?
Someone
proposed
a
regressive
method:
To
locate
book
A,
consult
first
book
B
which
indicates
A’s
position;
to
locate
book
B,
consult
first
a
book
C,
and
so
on
to
infinity
...
In
adventures
such
as
these,
I
have
squandered
and
wasted
my
years.
It
does
not
seem
unlikely
to
me
that
there
is
a
total
book
on
some
shelf
of
the
universe;
(3)
I
pray
to
the
unknown
gods
that
a
man
—
just
one,
even
though
it
were
thousands
of
years
ago!
—
may
have
examined
and
read
it.
If
honor
and
wisdom
and
happiness
are
not
for
me,
let
them
be
for
others.
Let
heaven
exist,
though
my
place
be
in
hell.
Let
me
be
outraged
and
annihilated,
but
for
one
instant,
in
one
being,
let
Your
enormous
Library
be
justified.
The
impious
maintain
that
nonsense
is
normal
in
the
Library
and
that
the
reasonable
(and
even
humble
and
pure
coherence)
is
an
almost
miraculous
exception.
They
speak
(I
know)
of
the
``feverish
Library
whose
chance
volumes
are
constantly
in
danger
of
changing
into
others
and
affirm,
negate
and
confuse
everything
like
a
delirious
divinity.’’
These
words,
which
not
only
denounce
the
disorder
but
exemplify
it
as
well,
notoriously
prove
their
authors’
abominable
taste
and
desperate
ignorance.
In
truth,
the
Library
includes
all
verbal
structures,
all
variations
permitted
by
the
twenty-five
orthographical
symbols,
but
not
a
single
example
of
absolute
nonsense.
It
is
useless
to
observe
that
the
best
volume
of
the
many
hexagons
under
my
administration
is
entitled
The
Combed
Thunderclap
and
another
The
Plaster
Cramp
and
another
Axaxaxas
mlö.
These
phrases,
at
first
glance
incoherent,
can
no
doubt
be
justified
in
a
cryptographical
or
allegorical
manner;
5
such
a
justification
is
verbal
and,
ex
hypothesi,
already
figures
in
the
Library.
I
cannot
combine some characters
d
h
c
m
r
l
c
h
t
d
j
which
the
divine
Library
has
not
foreseen
and
which
in
one
of
its
secret
tongues
do
not
contain
a
terrible
meaning.
No
one
can
articulate
a
syllable
which
is
not
filled
with
tenderness
and
fear,
which
is
not,
in
one
of
these
languages,
the
powerful
name
of
a
god.
To
speak
is
to
fall
into
tautology.
This
wordy
and
useless
epistle
already
exists
in
one
of
the
thirty
volumes
of
the
five
shelves
of
one
of
the
innumerable
hexagons
—
and
its
refutation
as
well.
(An
n
number
of
possible
languages
use
the
same
vocabulary;
in
some
of
them,
the
symbol
library
allows
the
correct
definition
a
ubiquitous
and
lasting
system
of
hexagonal
galleries,
but
library
is
bread
or
pyramid
or
anything
else,
and
these
seven
words
which
define
it
have
another
value. You who read me, are You sure of understanding my language?)
The
methodical
task
of
writing
distracts
me
from
the
present
state
of
men.
The
certitude
that
everything
has
been
written
negates
us
or
turns
us
into
phantoms.
I
know
of
districts
in
which
the
young
men
prostrate
themselves
before
books
and
kiss
their
pages
in
a
barbarous
manner,
but
they
do
not
know
how
to
decipher
a
single
letter.
Epidemics,
heretical
conflicts,
peregrinations
which
inevitably
degenerate
into
banditry,
have
decimated
the
population.
I
believe
I
have
mentioned
suicides,
more
and
more
frequent
with
the
years.
Perhaps
my
old
age
and
fearfulness
deceive
me,
but
I
suspect
that
the
human
species
—
the
unique
species
—
is
about
to
be
extinguished,
but
the
Library
will
endure:
illuminated,
solitary,
infinite,
perfectly motionless, equipped with precious volumes, useless, incorruptible, secret.
I
have
just
written
the
word
``infinite.’’
I
have
not
interpolated
this
adjective
out
of
rhetorical
habit;
I
say
that
it
is
not
illogical
to
think
that
the
world
is
infinite.
Those
who
judge
it
to
be
limited
postulate
that
in
remote
places
the
corridors
and
stairways
and
hexagons
can
conceivably
come
to
an
end
—
which
is
absurd.
Those
who
imagine
it
to
be
without
limit
forget
that
the
possible
number
of
books
does
have
such
a
limit.
I
venture
to
suggest
this
solution
to
the
ancient
problem:
The
Library
is
unlimited
and
cyclical.
If
an
eternal
traveler
were
to
cross
it
in
any
direction,
after
centuries
he
would
see
that
the
same
volumes
were
repeated
in
the
same
disorder
(which,
thus
repeated,
would
be
an
order:
the
Order).
My
solitude is gladdened by this elegant ho
Like
all
men
of
the
Library,
I
have
traveled
in
my
youth;
I
have
wandered
in
search
of
a
book,
perhaps
the
catalogue
of
catalogues;
now
that
my
eyes
can
hardly
decipher
what
I
write,
I
am
preparing
to
die
just
a
few
leagues
from
the
hexagon
in
which
I
was
born.
Once
I
am
dead,
there
will
be
no
lack
of
pious
hands
to
throw
me
over
the
railing;
my
grave
will
be
the
fathomless
air;
my
body
will
sink
endlessly
and
decay
and
dissolve
in
the
wind
generated
by
the
fall,
which
is
infinite.
I
say
that
the
Library
is
unending.
The
idealists
argue
that
the
hexagonal
rooms
are
a
necessary
from
of
absolute
space
or,
at
least,
of
our
intuition
of
space.
They
reason
that
a
triangular
or
pentagonal
room
is
inconceivable.
(The
mystics
claim
that
their
ecstasy
reveals
to
them
a
circular
chamber
containing
a
great
circular
book,
whose
spine
is
continuous
and
which
follows
the
complete
circle
of
the
walls;
but
their
testimony
is
suspect;
their
words,
obscure.
This
cyclical
book
is
God.)
Let
it
suffice
now
for
me
to
repeat
the
classic
dictum:
The
Library
is
a
sphere
whose
exact
center
is
any
one
of
its
hexagons
and
whose circumference is inaccessible.
There
are
five
shelves
for
each
of
the
hexagon’s
walls;
each
shelf
contains
thirty-five
books
of
uniform
format;
each
book
is
of
four
hundred
and
ten
pages;
each
page,
of
forty
lines,
each
line,
of
some
eighty
letters
which
are
black
in
color.
There
are
also
letters
on
the
spine
of
each
book;
these
letters
do
not
indicate
or
prefigure
what
the
pages
will
say.
I
know
that
this
incoherence
at
one
time
seemed
mysterious.
Before
summarizing
the
solution
(whose
discovery,
in
spite
of
its
tragic
projections,
is
perhaps
the
capital
fact
in
history)
I
wish
to
recall a few axioms.
2
First:
The
Library
exists
ab
aeterno
.
This
truth,
whose
immediate
corollary
is
the
future
eternity
of
the
world,
cannot
be
placed
in
doubt
by
any
reasonable
mind.
Man,
the
imperfect
librarian,
may
be
the
product
of
chance
or
of
malevolent
demiurgi;
the
universe,
with
its
elegant
endowment
of
shelves,
of
enigmatical
volumes,
of
inexhaustible
stairways
for
the
traveler
and
latrines
for
the
seated
librarian,
can
only
be
the
work
of
a
god.
To
perceive
the
distance
between
the
divine
and
the
human,
it
is
enough
to
compare
these
crude
wavering
symbols
which
my
fallible
hand
scrawls
on
the
cover
of
a
book,
with
the
organic
letters
inside:
punctual, delicate, perfectly black, inimitably symmetrical.
Second:
The
orthographical
symbols
are
twenty-five
in
number.
(1)
This
finding
made
it
possible,
three
hundred
years
ago,
to
formulate
a
general
theory
of
the
Library
and
solve
satisfactorily
the
problem
which
no
conjecture
had
deciphered:
the
formless
and
chaotic
nature
of
almost
all
the
books.
One
which
my
father
saw
in
a
hexagon
on
circuit
fifteen
ninety-four
was
made
up
of
the
letters
MCV,
perversely
repeated
from
the
first
line
to
the
last.
Another
(very
much
consulted
in
this
area)
is
a
mere
labyrinth
of
letters,
but
the
next-to-
last
page
says
Oh
time
thy
pyramids.
This
much
is
already
known:
for
every
sensible
line
of
straightforward
statement,
there
are
leagues
of
senseless
cacophonies,
verbal
jumbles
and
incoherences.
(I
know
of
an
uncouth
region
whose
librarians
repudiate
the
vain
and
superstitious
custom
of
finding
a
meaning
in
books
and
equate
it
with
that
of
finding
a
meaning
in
dreams
or
in
the
chaotic
lines
of
one’s
palm
...
They
admit
that
the
inventors
of
this
writing
imitated
the
twenty-five
natural
symbols,
but
maintain
that
this
application
is
accidental
and
that
the
books
signify
nothing
in
themselves.
This
dictum,
we
shall
see,
is
not
entirely fallacious.)
For
a
long
time
it
was
believed
that
these
impenetrable
books
corresponded
to
past
or
remote
languages.
It
is
true
that
the
most
ancient
men,
the
first
librarians,
used
a
language
quite
different
from
the
one
we
now
speak;
it
is
true
that
a
few
miles
to
the
right
the
tongue
is
dialectical
and
that
ninety
floors
farther
up,
it
is
incomprehensible.
All
this,
I
repeat,
is
true,
but
four
hundred
and
ten
pages
of
inalterable
MCV’s
cannot
correspond
to
any
language,
no
matter
how
dialectical
or
rudimentary
it
may
be.
Some
insinuated
that
each
letter
could
influence
the
following
one
and
that
the
value
of
MCV
in
the
third
line
of
page
71
was
not
the
one
the
same
series
may
have
in
another
position
on
another
page,
but
this
vague
thesis
did
not
prevail.
Others
thought
of
cryptographs;
generally,
this
conjecture
has
been
accepted,
though not in the sense in which it was formulated by its originators.
Five
hundred
years
ago,
the
chief
of
an
upper
hexagon
(2)
came
upon
a
book
as
confusing
as
the
others,
but
which
had
nearly
two
pages
of
homogeneous
lines.
He
showed
his
find
to
a
wandering
decoder
who
told
him
the
lines
were
written
in
Portuguese;
others
said
they
were
Yiddish.
Within
a
century,
the
language
was
established:
a
Samoyedic
Lithuanian
dialect
of
Guarani,
with
classical
Arabian
inflections.
The
content
was
also
deciphered:
some
notions
of
combinative
analysis,
illustrated
with
examples
of
variations
with
unlimited
repetition.
These
examples
made
it
possible
for
a
librarian
of
genius
to
discover
the
fundamental
law
of
the
3
Library.
This
thinker
observed
that
all
the
books,
no
matter
how
diverse
they
might
be,
are
made
up
of
the
same
elements:
the
space,
the
period,
the
comma,
the
twenty-two
letters
of
the
alphabet.
He
also
alleged
a
fact
which
travelers
have
confirmed:
In
the
vast
Library
there
are
no
two
identical
books.
From
these
two
incontrovertible
premises
he
deduced
that
the
Library
is
total
and
that
its
shelves
register
all
the
possible
combinations
of
the
twenty-odd
orthographical
symbols
(a
number
which,
though
extremely
vast,
is
not
infinite):
Everything:
the
minutely
detailed
history
of
the
future,
the
archangels’
autobiographies,
the
faithful
catalogues
of
the
Library,
thousands
and
thousands
of
false
catalogues,
the
demonstration
of
the
fallacy
of
those
catalogues,
the
demonstration
of
the
fallacy
of
the
true
catalogue,
the
Gnostic
gospel
of
Basilides,
the
commentary
on
that
gospel,
the
commentary
on
the
commentary
on
that
gospel,
the
true
story
of
your
death,
the
translation
of
every
book
in
all
languages, the interpolations of every book in all books.
When
it
was
proclaimed
that
the
Library
contained
all
books,
the
first
impression
was
one
of
extravagant
happiness.
All
men
felt
themselves
to
be
the
masters
of
an
intact
and
secret
treasure.
There
was
no
personal
or
world
problem
whose
eloquent
solution
did
not
exist
in
some
hexagon.
The
universe
was
justified,
the
universe
suddenly
usurped
the
unlimited
dimensions
of
hope.
At
that
time
a
great
deal
was
said
about
the
Vindications:
books
of
apology
and
prophecy
which
vindicated
for
all
time
the
acts
of
every
man
in
the
universe
and
retained
prodigious
arcana
for
his
future.
Thousands
of
the
greedy
abandoned
their
sweet
native
hexagons
and
rushed
up
the
stairways,
urged
on
by
the
vain
intention
of
finding
their
Vindication.
These
pilgrims
disputed
in
the
narrow
corridors,
proferred
dark
curses,
strangled
each
other
on
the
divine
stairways,
flung
the
deceptive
books
into
the
air
shafts,
met
their
death
cast
down
in
a
similar
fashion
by
the
inhabitants
of
remote
regions.
Others
went
mad
...
The
Vindications
exist
(I
have
seen
two
which
refer
to
persons
of
the
future,
to
persons
who
are
perhaps
not
imaginary)
but
the
searchers
did
not
remember
that
the
possibility
of
a
man’s
finding
his
Vindication,
or
some
treacherous
variation
thereof,
can
be
computed as zero.
At
that
time
it
was
also
hoped
that
a
clarification
of
humanity’s
basic
mysteries
—
the
origin
of
the
Library
and
of
time
—
might
be
found.
It
is
verisimilar
that
these
grave
mysteries
could
be
explained
in
words:
if
the
language
of
philosophers
is
not
sufficient,
the
multiform
Library
will
have
produced
the
unprecedented
language
required,
with
its
vocabularies
and
grammars.
For
four
centuries
now
men
have
exhausted
the
hexagons
...
There
are
official
searchers,
inquisitors.
I
have
seen
them
in
the
performance
of
their
function:
they
always
arrive
extremely
tired
from
their
journeys;
they
speak
of
a
broken
stairway
which
almost
killed
them;
they
talk
with
the
librarian
of
galleries
and
stairs;
sometimes
they
pick
up
the
nearest
volume
and
leaf
through
it,
looking
for
infamous
words.
Obviously,
no
one
expects
to
discover anything.
As
was
natural,
this
inordinate
hope
was
followed
by
an
excessive
depression.
The
certitude
that
some
shelf
in
some
hexagon
held
precious
books
and
that
these
precious
books
were
inaccessible,
seemed
almost
intolerable.
A
blasphemous
sect
suggested
that
the
searches
4
should
cease
and
that
all
men
should
juggle
letters
and
symbols
until
they
constructed,
by
an
improbable
gift
of
chance,
these
canonical
books.
The
authorities
were
obliged
to
issue
severe
orders.
The
sect
disappeared,
but
in
my
childhood
I
have
seen
old
men
who,
for
long
periods
of
time,
would
hide
in
the
latrines
with
some
metal
disks
in
a
forbidden
dice
cup
and
feebly
mimic the divine disorder.
Others,
inversely,
believed
that
it
was
fundamental
to
eliminate
useless
works.
They
invaded
the
hexagons,
showed
credentials
which
were
not
always
false,
leafed
through
a
volume
with
displeasure
and
condemned
whole
shelves:
their
hygienic,
ascetic
furor
caused
the
senseless
perdition
of
millions
of
books.
Their
name
is
execrated,
but
those
who
deplore
the
``treasures’’
destroyed
by
this
frenzy
neglect
two
notable
facts.
One:
the
Library
is
so
enormous
that
any
reduction
of
human
origin
is
infinitesimal.
The
other:
every
copy
is
unique,
irreplaceable,
but
(since
the
Library
is
total)
there
are
always
several
hundred
thousand
imperfect
facsimiles:
works
which
differ
only
in
a
letter
or
a
comma.
Counter
to
general
opinion,
I
venture
to
suppose
that
the
consequences
of
the
Purifiers’
depredations
have
been
exaggerated
by
the
horror
these
fanatics
produced.
They
were
urged
on
by
the
delirium
of
trying
to
reach
the
books
in
the
Crimson
Hexagon:
books
whose
format
is
smaller
than usual, all-powerful, illustrated and magical.
We
also
know
of
another
superstition
of
that
time:
that
of
the
Man
of
the
Book.
On
some
shelf
in
some
hexagon
(men
reasoned)
there
must
exist
a
book
which
is
the
formula
and
perfect
compendium
of
all
the
rest:
some
librarian
has
gone
through
it
and
he
is
analogous
to
a
god.
In
the
language
of
this
zone
vestiges
of
this
remote
functionary’s
cult
still
persist.
Many
wandered
in
search
of
Him.
For
a
century
they
have
exhausted
in
vain
the
most
varied
areas.
How
could
one
locate
the
venerated
and
secret
hexagon
which
housed
Him?
Someone
proposed
a
regressive
method:
To
locate
book
A,
consult
first
book
B
which
indicates
A’s
position;
to
locate
book
B,
consult
first
a
book
C,
and
so
on
to
infinity
...
In
adventures
such
as
these,
I
have
squandered
and
wasted
my
years.
It
does
not
seem
unlikely
to
me
that
there
is
a
total
book
on
some
shelf
of
the
universe;
(3)
I
pray
to
the
unknown
gods
that
a
man
—
just
one,
even
though
it
were
thousands
of
years
ago!
—
may
have
examined
and
read
it.
If
honor
and
wisdom
and
happiness
are
not
for
me,
let
them
be
for
others.
Let
heaven
exist,
though
my
place
be
in
hell.
Let
me
be
outraged
and
annihilated,
but
for
one
instant,
in
one
being,
let
Your
enormous
Library
be
justified.
The
impious
maintain
that
nonsense
is
normal
in
the
Library
and
that
the
reasonable
(and
even
humble
and
pure
coherence)
is
an
almost
miraculous
exception.
They
speak
(I
know)
of
the
``feverish
Library
whose
chance
volumes
are
constantly
in
danger
of
changing
into
others
and
affirm,
negate
and
confuse
everything
like
a
delirious
divinity.’’
These
words,
which
not
only
denounce
the
disorder
but
exemplify
it
as
well,
notoriously
prove
their
authors’
abominable
taste
and
desperate
ignorance.
In
truth,
the
Library
includes
all
verbal
structures,
all
variations
permitted
by
the
twenty-five
orthographical
symbols,
but
not
a
single
example
of
absolute
nonsense.
It
is
useless
to
observe
that
the
best
volume
of
the
many
hexagons
under
my
administration
is
entitled
The
Combed
Thunderclap
and
another
The
Plaster
Cramp
and
another
Axaxaxas
mlö.
These
phrases,
at
first
glance
incoherent,
can
no
doubt
be
justified
in
a
cryptographical
or
allegorical
manner;
5
such
a
justification
is
verbal
and,
ex
hypothesi,
already
figures
in
the
Library.
I
cannot
combine some characters
d
h
c
m
r
l
c
h
t
d
j
which
the
divine
Library
has
not
foreseen
and
which
in
one
of
its
secret
tongues
do
not
contain
a
terrible
meaning.
No
one
can
articulate
a
syllable
which
is
not
filled
with
tenderness
and
fear,
which
is
not,
in
one
of
these
languages,
the
powerful
name
of
a
god.
To
speak
is
to
fall
into
tautology.
This
wordy
and
useless
epistle
already
exists
in
one
of
the
thirty
volumes
of
the
five
shelves
of
one
of
the
innumerable
hexagons
—
and
its
refutation
as
well.
(An
n
number
of
possible
languages
use
the
same
vocabulary;
in
some
of
them,
the
symbol
library
allows
the
correct
definition
a
ubiquitous
and
lasting
system
of
hexagonal
galleries,
but
library
is
bread
or
pyramid
or
anything
else,
and
these
seven
words
which
define
it
have
another
value. You who read me, are You sure of understanding my language?)
The
methodical
task
of
writing
distracts
me
from
the
present
state
of
men.
The
certitude
that
everything
has
been
written
negates
us
or
turns
us
into
phantoms.
I
know
of
districts
in
which
the
young
men
prostrate
themselves
before
books
and
kiss
their
pages
in
a
barbarous
manner,
but
they
do
not
know
how
to
decipher
a
single
letter.
Epidemics,
heretical
conflicts,
peregrinations
which
inevitably
degenerate
into
banditry,
have
decimated
the
population.
I
believe
I
have
mentioned
suicides,
more
and
more
frequent
with
the
years.
Perhaps
my
old
age
and
fearfulness
deceive
me,
but
I
suspect
that
the
human
species
—
the
unique
species
—
is
about
to
be
extinguished,
but
the
Library
will
endure:
illuminated,
solitary,
infinite,
perfectly motionless, equipped with precious volumes, useless, incorruptible, secret.
I
have
just
written
the
word
``infinite.’’
I
have
not
interpolated
this
adjective
out
of
rhetorical
habit;
I
say
that
it
is
not
illogical
to
think
that
the
world
is
infinite.
Those
who
judge
it
to
be
limited
postulate
that
in
remote
places
the
corridors
and
stairways
and
hexagons
can
conceivably
come
to
an
end
—
which
is
absurd.
Those
who
imagine
it
to
be
without
limit
forget
that
the
possible
number
of
books
does
have
such
a
limit.
I
venture
to
suggest
this
solution
to
the
ancient
problem:
The
Library
is
unlimited
and
cyclical.
If
an
eternal
traveler
were
to
cross
it
in
any
direction,
after
centuries
he
would
see
that
the
same
volumes
were
repeated
in
the
same
disorder
(which,
thus
repeated,
would
be
an
order:
the
Order).
My
solitude is gladdened by this elegant hope
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Tempest
Over Excelsior
Damn right I’d hang on to this in a roaring torrent.
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It is clear that the world is purely parodic, in other words, that each thing seen is the parody of another, or is the same thing in a deceptive form.
Ever since sentences started to circulate in brains devoted to reflection, an effort at total identification has been made, because with the aid of a copula each sentence ties one thing to another; all things would be visibly connected if one could discover at a single glance and in its totality the tracings of Ariadne’s thread leading thought into its own labyrinth.
But the copula of terms is no less irritating than the copulation of bodies. And when I scream I AM THE SUN an integral erection results, because the verb to be is the vehicle of amorous frenzy.
Everyone is aware that life is parodic and that it lacks an interpretation. Thus lead is the parody of gold. Air is the parody of water. The brain is the parody of the equator. Coitus is the parody of crime.
Gold, water, the equator, or crime can each be put forward as the principle of things.
And if the origin of things is not like the ground of the planet that seems to be the base, but like the circular movement that the planet describes around a mobile center, then a car, a clock, or a sewing machine could equally be accepted as the generative principle.
The two primary motions are rotation and sexual movement, whose combination is expressed by the locomotive’s wheels and pistons.
These two motions are reciprocally transformed, the one into the other.
Thus one notes that the earth, by turning, makes animals and men have coitus, and (because the result is as much the cause as that which provokes it) that animals and men make the earth turn by having coitus.
It is the mechanical combination or transformation of these movements that the alchemists sought as the philosopher’s stone.
It is through the use of this magically valued combination that one can determine the present position of men in the midst of the elements.
An abandoned shoe, a rotten tooth, a snub nose, the cook spitting in the soup of his masters are to love what a battle flag is to nationality.
An umbrella, a sexagenarian, a seminarian, the smell of rotten eggs, the hollow eyes of judges are the roots that nourish love.
A dog devouring the stomach of a goose, a drunken vomiting woman, a slobbering accountant, a jar of mustard represent the confusion that serves as the vehicle of love.
A man who finds himself among others is irritated because he does not know why he is not one of the others.
In bed next to a girl he loves, he forgets that he does not know why he is himself instead of the body he touches.
Without knowing it, he suffers from the mental darkness that keeps him from screaming that he himself is the girl who forgets his presence while shuddering in his arms.
Love or infantile rage, or a provincial dowager’s vanity, or clerical pornography, or the diamond of a soprano bewilder individuals forgotten in dusty apartments.
They can very well try to find each other; they will never find anything but parodic images, and they will fall asleep as empty as mirrors.
The absent and inert girl hanging dreamless from my arms is no more foreign to me than the door or window through which I can look or pass.
I rediscover indifference (allowing her to leave me) when I fall asleep, through an inability to love what happens.
It is impossible for her to know whom she will discover when I hold her, because she obstinately attains a complete forgetting.
The planetary systems that turn in space like rapid disks, and whose centers also move, describing an infinitely larger circle, only move away continuously from their own position in order to return it, completing their rotation.
Movement is a figure of love, incapable of stopping at a particular being, and rapidly passing from one to another.
But the forgetting that determines it in this way is only a subterfuge of memory.
A man gets up as brusquely as a specter in a coffin and falls in the same way.
He gets up a few hours later and then he falls again, and the same thing happens every day; this great coitus with the celestial atmosphere is regulated by the terrestrial rotation around the sun.
Thus even though terrestrial life moves to the rhythm of this rotation, the image of this movement is not turning earth, but the male shaft penetrating the female and almost entirely emerging, in order to reenter.
Love and life appear to be separate only because everything on earth is broken apart by vibrations of various amplitudes and durations.
However, there are no vibrations that are not conjugated with a continuous circular movement; in the same way, a locomotive rolling on the surface of the earth is the image of continuous metamorphosis.
Beings only die to be born, in the manner of phalluses that leave bodies in order to enter them.
Plants rise in the direction of the sun and then collapse in the direction of the ground.
Trees bristle the ground with a vast quantity of flowered shafts raised up to the sun.
The trees that forcefully soar end up burned by lightning, chopped down, or uprooted. Returned to the ground, they come back up in another form.
But their polymorphous coitus is a function of uniform terrestrial rotation.
The simplest image of organic life united with rotation is the tide. From the movement of the sea, uniform coitus of the earth with the moon, comes the polymorphous and organic coitus of the earth with the sun.
But the first form of solar love is a cloud raised up over the liquid element. The erotic cloud sometimes becomes a storm and falls back to earth in the form of rain, while lightning staves in the layers of the atmosphere.
The rain is soon raised up again in the form of an immobile plant.
Animal life comes entirely from the movement of the seas and, inside bodies, life continues to come from salt water.
The sea, then, has played the role of the female organ that liquefies under the excitation of the penis.
The sea continuously jerks off.
Solid elements, contained and brewed in water animated by erotic movement, shoot out in the form of flying fish.
The erection and the sun scandalize, in the same way as the cadaver and the darkness of cellars.
Vegetation is uniformly directed towards the sun; human beings, on the other hand, even though phalloid like trees, in opposition to other animals, necessarily avert their eyes.
Human eyes tolerate neither sun, coitus, cadavers, nor obscurity, but with different reactions.
When my face is flushed with blood, it becomes red and obscene.
It betrays at the same time, through morbid reflexes, a bloody erection and a demanding thirst for indecency and criminal debauchery.
For that reason I am not afraid to affirm that my face is a scandal and that my passions are expressed only by the JESUVE.
The terrestrial globe is covered with volcanoes, which serve as its anus.
Although this globe eats nothing, it often violently ejects the contents of its entrails.
Those contents shoot out with a racket and fall back, streaming down the sides of the Jesuve, spreading death and terror everywhere.
In fact, the erotic movements of the ground are not fertile like those of the water, but they are far more rapid.
The earth sometimes jerks off in a frenzy, and everything collapses on its surface.
The Jesuve is thus the image of an erotic movement that burglarizes the ideas contained in the mind, giving them the force a scandalous eruption.
This eruptive force accumulates in those who are necessarily situated below.
Communist workers appear to the bourgeois to be as ugly and dirty as hairy sexual organs, or lower parts; sooner or later there will be a scandalous eruption in the course of which the asexual noble heads of the bourgeois will be chopped off.
Disasters, revolutions, and volcanoes do not make love with the stars.
The erotic revolutionary and volcanic deflagrations antagonize the heavens.
As in the case of violent love, they take place beyond the constraints of fecundity.
In opposition to celestial fertility there are terrestrial disasters, the image of terrestrial love without condition, erection without escape and without rule, scandal, and terror.
Love then screams in my own throat; I am the Jesuve, the filthy parody of the torrid and blinding sun.
I want to have my throat slashed while violating the girl to whom I will have been able to say: you are the night.
The Sun exclusively loves the Night and directs its luminous violence, its ignoble shaft, toward the earth, but finds itself incapable of reaching the gaze or the night, even though the nocturnal terrestrial expanses head continuously toward the indecency of the solar ray.
The solar annulus is the intact anus of her body at eighteen years to which nothing sufficiently blinding can be compared except the sun, even though the anus is night.
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I think the overally Venn intersect between car names and poem names is low. Shame, I’d totally drive a Kubla Khan.
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You monster! ts;dr (too skinny; didn’t read)
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Nobody yet? Ok ...
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I was just going to post Borges’
Library of Babel
, but it copy-pasted weirdly and the result was too funny not to use.